There’s music in the restroom….

There’s music in the restroom….

At the office!!! Nowhere else…just the restrooms.

I go in and I sit on the toilet. Just minding my business and I hear “I don’t want to hurt you…” and I’m trying to poop, but feeling the burn of constipation. 

“I’m dying inside….” sings the music. And I say, “how does he KNOW?!”

A girl giggles 2 stalls away.

——–

I go back into the restroom and sit on the cold, cold toilet seat. 

“Aaaallllll byyy myself…” screams Celine Dion.

I join in, “I don’t wanna be ALLLL BYYYY MY SELLFF…”

I hear someone rush to the sink to wash their hands and leave.

There is no way she used soap. Use soap kids, that shit spreads disease.

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