At the office!!! Nowhere else…just the restrooms.
I go in and I sit on the toilet. Just minding my business and I hear “I don’t want to hurt you…” and I’m trying to poop, but feeling the burn of constipation.
“I’m dying inside….” sings the music. And I say, “how does he KNOW?!”
A girl giggles 2 stalls away.
I go back into the restroom and sit on the cold, cold toilet seat.
“Aaaallllll byyy myself…” screams Celine Dion.
I join in, “I don’t wanna be ALLLL BYYYY MY SELLFF…”
I hear someone rush to the sink to wash their hands and leave.
There is no way she used soap. Use soap kids, that shit spreads disease.